WELCOME TO LAMPOLI LAIR!

"DEAD. haha kidding. only went away! for the first time? ehhh dunno bout that buddy but you might be. what was that? you saw a man? a triangle man? okay? dude. what if we went to berlin. what? oh its cuz your house was flooded. and your bird uh. died. MY BALLS?! THEY ARE NOT THERE. GOU RACIST IM TURNING you around . stop throwing rocks at my window! OOF. WHERE IS MY CHAIR WHAT DID YOU SAY pay me more? please. letters.............bills....bills....oh thats bill! more bills.... oh doggone. it. the lights out . ARE out. dark... man. i love this actually.! really gives off a retro vibe! they might. be doing big things." -betterman

My interests.